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Not a Word (Fic: Doctor Who, A/R, Oneshot)

I'm a filthy, filthy person. :x This was also posted anonymously on eleventy_kink, but I have no shame, and if I tried to keep track of it only there it would drive me mad to go a-hunting, so it's going here as well. The prompt was: Amy and Rory always look forward to those nights when the Doctor visits their room to borrow the top bunk. They've even come to get off on the risk of getting caught with the Doctor four feet away from them. The Doctor, meanwhile, just prefers the bunk bed because regular beds don't always shake about like that.

Neil Gaiman, I don't think you have any idea what you've done. Fanon for Amy and Rory now is probably going to be every variation of bunk bed sex. I toss my hat into the ring.

** Just a quick warning before we start, Rory covers Amy's mouth with his hand during sex, but it's to keep her quiet, not because of any need to deprive her of air or something like that. Wanted to get that out of the way in case it's a trigger. **

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

That had been Rory’s first reaction upon seeing the bunk beds on their first night as a married couple in the TARDIS. Apparently the Doctor’s wedding present to them had been remodeling their bedroom, and apparently the Doctor didn’t believe in sex on his TARDIS. Then again, he’d given them enough honeymoons that he seemed to have a damn good idea of what newlywed couples really wanted to do after the wedding. (They’d had plenty of ideas themselves. The costumes on the spaceliner had been one of many.)

The first time it happened, the TARDIS was stopped overnight to refuel, and the Doctor came into their room asking to use the top bunk. He was like a small child, excited as he was for a bed with a ladder, and they’d let him stay. Rory had clambered into the bottom bunk with Amy, and it was a tight fit, but they managed.

Amy was always the adventurous one. So it was no surprise when she leaned over and whispered in his ear. The only thing she said was his name, but it was his name with that tone. He knew that tone so well. It was the tone she used when she wanted it.

She rolled onto her other side to face him, with that look in her eyes, begging. By now, they could have an entire conversation through eye contact. He shifted his gaze to the top bunk, where the Doctor was awake and breathing (Time Lord and all, the man never slept), and then back to her, pointedly.

Her response was a devious smirk and then a slight pout.

It was always the pout that did him in.

Amy slept in oversize t-shirts and her knickers, while Rory just went with a pair of sweatpants. Normally the removal of clothing was one of Rory’s favorite bits—other men hated foreplay, but Rory was patient, Rory had waited two thousand years for Amy so waiting just a bit to remove clothing was nothing so long as the payoff was worth it. And with Amy? Oh, with Amy, it was always, always worth it. Now, though, when they had to be so quiet, so quick, so as not to get caught, less clothing would be a good thing.

He slipped his fingers under the waistband of her knickers, sliding them down to her ankles and letting her do the same with his sweatpants. That alone got him hard, and her widening smirk told him she knew it. He worked his fingers inside her, getting her ready as thoroughly as he could without taking too long, and when she closed her eyes and arched her back the slightest bit, he knew she was ready. He removed his fingers, lowering his lips to hers to quiet her should she make any noise of pleasure while he entered.

She gripped his shoulders as he kept thrusting, digging her nails in and parting his lips with her tongue, letting him know how much she loved it using anything but her voice. When he was sure she’d be quiet, he broke the kiss, burying his nose in her hair and stifling a groan himself. He had to admit that this was one hell of a rush—the pressure to be silent, to not get caught… he actually liked it.

Just as he was about to come, he gave her a smirk of his own, gently covering her mouth with his hand—because he just knew that if he didn’t, she’d give them away. He collapsed into her with a shudder, and the bunks gave one final quake as he did. They’d been rocking all along, just a bit, and he thought for sure the Doctor knew

But not a word was said by the Doctor or Rory or Amy. Instead, as Rory lay there getting his breath back, he turned to her and locked eyes and gave her a grin that said, We’re doing that again.

Instead of finding the Doctor’s intrusions an annoyance, they came to relish them. Rory all but killed himself coming down the ladder the way he did whenever the Doctor crept in. Eventually it wasn’t even about the sex—it was the risk of getting caught that was the real thrill. And whether the Doctor knew it or not, he was greatly helping their sex life.

But no, if they’d asked, they would have found the Doctor was blissfully unaware—he just liked how the bed bucked and rocked periodically. What part of the TARDIS was making it do that? He would certainly have to go looking and find out—his bed didn’t do it, after all…

In the end, they all liked the bunk beds. Bunk beds were cool.

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elmathelas
May. 15th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
Oh, Doctor. Loved the ending.
haveloved
May. 15th, 2011 11:48 pm (UTC)
LOL, I had to fill the prompt as soon as I saw it because the image of the completely oblivious Doctor liking the top bunk because his bed doesn't do that nearly made me die laughing. Glad you enjoyed! :D
masakochan
May. 15th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
he just liked how the bed bucked and rocked periodically. What part of the TARDIS was making it do that?

*points to the icon she's using*
haveloved
May. 15th, 2011 11:50 pm (UTC)
The prompt called for that bit about the Doctor being oblivious, and I just had to run with it. All I can think of is interviews with David Tennant where he insisted (after Russell said it, I believe) that there's no beds and therefore no sex on the TARDIS, and it's like, oh, honey, your inner fanboy child is so innocent. ;D Glad you liked it!
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moon_blitz
May. 16th, 2011 12:25 am (UTC)
*grins* That was awesome! Makes me want to write. *goes to check out the comm.*
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 01:02 am (UTC)
Kink memes are glorious, although there is always that one shiny prompt that catches my eye and ruins my productivity for the day, LOL. Thank you! :D
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jamarish
May. 16th, 2011 12:59 am (UTC)
This is brilliant, I don't know which part I like better, the kinky Ponds or the oblivious Doctor! Bunk beds are very very cool!
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 01:03 am (UTC)
Thank you! LOL, I don't think Neil Gaiman knows what he's done by giving us that notion of Amy and Rory in bunk beds...
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haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 03:00 am (UTC)
LOL, as I said above, yeah, I have no shame and figured I'd own up to it. ;) Thank you!
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honorh
May. 16th, 2011 04:12 am (UTC)
Okay, Oblivious!Eleven is too cute for words, as are the sneaky Ponds.
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 04:17 am (UTC)
In my head, Amy and Rory are just endlessly creative, and the Doctor... well, the man couldn't work out how they breathed during a kiss, so I assume he's just as clueless sometimes in the sex department. :D Thank you!
handmed0wns
May. 16th, 2011 06:16 am (UTC)
LOL This was brilliant!
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
Hee, thank you!
the_willows
May. 16th, 2011 09:42 am (UTC)
*Round of applause*

I love it! For someone so old and wise, he's such a child at heart. ♥

I would expect Rory and Amy's sexual relationship to be very close to this, nicely done. :)
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
Ahaha, thank you! Yep, Amy and Rory, at least in my head, are pretty sexually adventurous, because you know that Amy is that type and coaxes Rory into it. And what choice does he have but to play along? ;)
sea_thoughts
May. 16th, 2011 04:10 pm (UTC)
This is sexy and hilarious at the same time! The dynamics between these three are fascinating.
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Eleven/Amy/Rory is a definite OT3 for me, right behind Nine/Rose/Jack. :D
Sarah Diehl
May. 16th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
The moment I heard Amy say "bunk beds" I knew fandom would be flooded with amazingly strange bunk bed sex PWP in no time.
I LIKE YOUR SMUT. DON'T STOP.
haveloved
May. 16th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)
Thank you! LOL, Amy and Rory are just in a perpetual state of smut in my head, so I won't stop writing them this way, don't worry! There's at least one more smut piece for them languishing unfinished on my hard drive that I'm planning to get to soon. In the meantime, if you're interested, my other A/R smut piece is here: http://haveloved.livejournal.com/4132.html. ;)
bibliotech
May. 17th, 2011 02:36 am (UTC)
I love this! It sounds exactly like something they'd do. Perfect voices for all three.
haveloved
May. 17th, 2011 02:44 am (UTC)
Thank you; glad you enjoyed! :)
heintz57
May. 17th, 2011 05:20 pm (UTC)
This is great and so cool. Bunk bed sex now that would be interesting.
haveloved
May. 17th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
Hee, thank you! And you know they tried it at least once. More than once, in all likelihood. ;D
maldeluxx
May. 17th, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
Hot and funny, love it <3 :)
haveloved
May. 17th, 2011 10:53 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
grlgoddess
May. 18th, 2011 07:32 am (UTC)
Wonderful! Sexy and hilarious!
haveloved
May. 22nd, 2011 11:07 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
funtimevash
May. 22nd, 2011 11:06 pm (UTC)
I love this! The whole fic is made of win, and you are awesome. <3
haveloved
May. 22nd, 2011 11:07 pm (UTC)
Aww, thanks! Glad you enjoyed!
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